Well wisher: Hey, didn't I see you wearing a tie this morning? What, did you have a big sales meeting?
Me: No, that wasn't me. I'd only wear a tie to sales meeting if I was trying to sell the Pope a website.
Lucky for me his site is under construction. So I've still got a chance.
Wine rankings are for suckers. "Brochet invited 57 wine experts and asked them to give their impressions of what looked like two glasses of red and white wine. The wines were actually the same white wine, one of which had been tinted red with food coloring. But that didn't stop the experts from describing the 'red' wine in language typically used to describe red wines. One expert praised its 'jamminess,' while another enjoyed its 'crushed red fruit.' Not a single one noticed it was actually a white wine."
The second best marketing spokesperson a company can get for a person in my demographic is a real friend who is talking junk.