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My watch is carefully synced to the subtle oscillation of a distant grain of silicon-carbonate located approximately 300 million light years left of my current location on Earth at any given moment. The time keeping device creates a miniature stable wormhole through which the oscillations are transmitted.
hahahaha . . . no I'm just joking, I bought this piece of junk at Wal-Mart.