Curing your losing ways with hate

Posted 13 weeks ago by Bear

The Great Stephen Hunter strikes again. This time he helps Washington Nationals baseball fans deal with the losing.

Paragraphs like this are just a pleasure to read.

Baseball is just a toothache. It's a headache that won't dance to the music of Tylenol. It hurts and hurts and hurts. I am something of an expert on baseball hurt. I stayed with the feckless, cheap-o Cubs for years, though thank God I was in the Army and crawling through New Jersey marshes during the big collapse of '69. That would have killed me. I happened to get out of the Army on the first day of the 1970 World Series, and so I watched the Orioles do their thing and was in their thrall just in time -- perfect timing! -- for the big decline. Oh, there were spurts, none of them worth the pain. I remember the last game of the '79 World Series, when Pittsburgh came back from being down, three games to one, to dust off the Birds. I remember being stuck in traffic. I remember being so depressed I could hardly breathe or talk, and there was no big Sunday game to seduce me from the pain. I remember the '83 series, and wish I could say it was swell. As baseball, it was pretty awful: The Birds just wrapped Philly in a large wet blanket of great pitching and squashed them to nothingness in five games, without a single memorable play. Aghhh.

4 Comments

Nobrainer ~ 13 weeks ago

The Nats just might be bad enough for me to start rooting for them.

Adam Gautsch ~ 13 weeks ago

You've got to get in on the ground floor. It's like being a Braves fan in the '80's. When they started to get good I could always say I remember when... and sound less like bandwagon fan.

Lord ~ 13 weeks ago

A Burn!

Adam Gautsch ~ 13 weeks ago

Lord, your use of the "a burn" confuses me.

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