Do not expect me to explore outer space. A robot is better suited to this task than I, who would run out of material for all my favorite road trip time-killing games shortly after escaping Earth’s atmosphere. Imagine it: “Houston, I spy with my little eye something vast, black and cold as death.”
“Is it the empty void of space?”
“You win again, Houston.” Booorrinnng.
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