Damn it people, it's almost like the millions of hours of Science Fiction produced each year are just being done for entertainment purposes. Have we learned nothing? Turning yourself into a half a robot is step one for the eventual take over by self-aware robots. Self-aware robots must be stopped.
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Pirates had it right all along. Sure a peg leg might not be the most comfortable alternative to a real leg. Sure cats might like to scratch it and woodpeckers might try and take up residency. But all that being said there was never any risk that the trees would someday rise up against humanity (unless the Ents prove to be real).
Fact: Pirates hate self-aware robots. Be like a pirate and hate self-aware robots too (while also looking super stylish with eye patches and skull and cross-bone clothing and saying catchy things like "aaargh matey!")