Tactical Canned Bacon

Posted 2 years ago by Bear

Bacon comes in a can, it was put there by a man...

5 Comments

Lord ~ 2 years ago

. . . and you can eat and enjoy it in the survival bunker while zombies wreak havoc on the world.

Adam Gautsch ~ 2 years ago

I wonder if zombies enjoy the taste of bacon. I imagine so.

Lord ~ 2 years ago

Bacon? Brains? I figure zombies are pretty willing to munch on whatever they can get there decaying hands on.

Nobrainer ~ 2 years ago

I may have to disagree.

I've never seen a zombie in a movie give up the chase for people in favor of regular food.

Lord ~ 2 years ago

That's merely for dramatic effect really. All the excitement is in zombies chasing and feasting on terrified humans. What these movies leave out are the finer more civilized aspects of zombies. You know, like zombies at the swimming pool, or playing catch with their zombie kids, or smoking a fine cigar with the other zombie guys. Sure maybe a zombie can't resist the temptation to just shamble around looking for the living upon whom to consume in good ol' fashion ghoulishly undead style, but I have to think that there are a few zombies here or there who really just like to sleep in a bit late on Saturday mornings and then enjoy a good breakfast of coffee, eggs, bacon, and some chilled human brains.

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