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Posted 7 years ago by Adam Gautsch

CIA Realizes It's Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years

2 Comments

Lord ~ 7 years ago

Boy you would have thought that it was kind of obvious that they were using a black highlighter the first time the marked a page. I mean whenever I intend to highlight something and unknowingly grab a Sharpie instead I realize right away that I can't read the word I've just drawn over. Usually I say "F@*k!" and quickly grab a nice yellow highlighter. And we are relying on these people for intelligence? Stupid CIA.

Lord ~ 7 years ago

If I go missing in the next 24 hours you can probably blame it on my previous comment.

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