The Beacon Tagline Contest
Posted 4 years ago by Bear
I took my once a year pilgrimage to the Beacon Drive In today. On my way home I was working on new taglines for the restaurant. Figured I'd share a few and see if anyone else had any bright ideas.
I ate at the Beacon and all I got was this lousy triple bypass
Making chubby people feel skinny since 1946
Moderation, Shmoderation
- I ate at the Beacon and all I got was this lousy triple bypass
- Making chubby people feel skinny since 1946
- Moderation, Shmoderation
- Who doesn't want to smell like grease all day long?
- If you can see your burger we didn't give you enough onion rings.
11 Comments
Mad ~
4 years ago
Or, Where finishing your whole plate is not a compliment, it's a challenge (little dunkin donuts guy look-alike wearing a white apron shrugging his shoulders holding a plate whispers, 'can we give bigger portions?'). But then again, that only breeds competitive eating habits which is a whole new triple bypass source.
olivier blanchard ~
4 years ago
As far from fine French dining as a restaurant can possibly get.
Thinkhammer ~
1 year ago
The Beacon may well be the fastest and surest way to die slowly that anyone has ever invented.
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