The Beacon Tagline Contest

Posted 12 weeks ago by Bear


I took my once a year pilgrimage to the Beacon Drive In today. On my way home I was working on new taglines for the restaurant. Figured I'd share a few and see if anyone else had any bright ideas.

  • I ate at the Beacon and all I got was this lousy triple bypass
  • Making chubby people feel skinny since 1946
  • Moderation, Shmoderation
  • Who doesn't want to smell like grease all day long?
  • If you can see your burger we didn't give you enough onion rings.

5 Comments

Lord 12 weeks ago

not that I've ever ate ther but . . .
"Our burgers will take your heart away . . . literally."

BILLY 12 weeks ago

FAT FREE? NOPE. YOU PAY FOR THAT HERE.

Chris 12 weeks ago

Betcha can't eat just one!

Mad 12 weeks ago

Or, Where finishing your whole plate is not a compliment, it's a challenge (little dunkin donuts guy look-alike wearing a white apron shrugging his shoulders holding a plate whispers, 'can we give bigger portions?'). But then again, that only breeds competitive eating habits which is a whole new triple bypass source.

olivier blanchard 11 weeks ago

As far from fine French dining as a restaurant can possibly get.

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