Thou shall not pollute the Earth
The Vatican is just being lazy -- they don't want to have to ratify an amendment to give clones souls.
Does a clone have its own soul, or do you have to share a soul with your clones? The latter would kind of suck in case one of your clones turns out to be evil.
Sounds like cloning could create a mess of paperwork in Heaven.
If I were to transplant my brain into my younger, more handsome clone, who's soul would-- ah, never mind.
If I died but then was cloned but my clone was in a tragic molten jellybean accident and only his brain survived which was then placed in a genetically modified goat with jaw muscles capable of the movements needed for speech and then said goat-brain-clone-me decided to become a hardcore polluter would my original soul still be in heaven or would God just be like "F@*k! I can't keep up with all this crap!"
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further, thou shalt not use gene splicing to make flying sharks or genius pigs!