Not for nothing, the MP3 player that was stolen from Evan's car played video long before any Apple product did.
"I do, however, possess deep odium for the legions of Apple polishers in the press corps who salute every shiny gadget the company parades through downtown Cupertino as if they were members of the Supreme Soviet viewing the latest ICBMs at the May Day parade."
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