Adult Heelys

Posted 15 years ago by Adam Gautsch

Olivier owns a pair of Heelys. Olivier is a grown man. That is all.

Update:If you are looking to buy some Adult Heely's Amazon can help you out.


Susan ~ 15 years ago

One of my nephews got a pair of these for Christmas, and I have to admit I was a little jealous--not because I want them now, but because they weren't around when I was a kid. All we had were zips and Kangaroos (I hear they're making a comeback). We didn't have all this fancy footwear with lights and wheels. Roll on, Olivier. Roll on.

I'd join you, but that's just an accident waiting to happen.

olivier blanchard ~ 15 years ago

Reasons to own Heelys:

  1. Get your grocery shopping done in ten minutes.
  2. Parking your car 300 yards from any store entrance is fun now.
  3. Getting kicked out of Walmart, Home Depot, and Whole Foods all in the same day for... moving too fast down the aisles.
  4. Breaking land speed records inside Walmart, Home Depot and Whole Foods, all in the same day.
  5. Downhills.
  6. Sharp turns.
  7. Being asked "wow! They make those for adults?" twenty times a day.
  8. Heely Racing.
  9. Figure Heelying.
  10. Heely Kung Fu.

PS: Be on the lookout for an upcoming issue of Link Magazine. That's all I'm saying. ;D

Evan Tishuk ~ 15 years ago

Bear's mad because they don't make a version in sandals.

Adam Gautsch ~ 15 years ago

Susan and I share the same opinion.

olivier ~ 15 years ago

I'm calling their R&D dept. right now. You want sandals, we'll get you sandals.

notmy realname ~ 13 years ago

any luck?

Red ~ 15 years ago

where can i get some adult heelys from please.

notmy realname ~ 13 years ago

I need adult heelys(-style) flip flops. please advise

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