Posted 16 years ago by Adam Gautsch

"Maurice Clarett was arrested early Wednesday after a highway chase that ended with police using Mace on the former Ohio State running back and finding four loaded guns in his truck, a police spokesman said." They maced him because the stun gun didn't work... because he was wearing a bullet proof vest.


Carp ~ 16 years ago

It's a low down dirty shame... Can't imagine what someone plans to do with a SUV loaded to the hilt with loaded firearms, while wearing a bulletproof vest. "Honest, officer, I was delivering these guns to be melted down for childrens' playground equipment, and I was wearing the vest because I wasn't sure they weren't loaded. Honest." Schmuck.

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