An email from Lord

Posted 8 years ago by Adam Gautsch

"You should print out this sign and put it on your desk if you are in a bad mood or don't want to be disturbed, then if somebody does bother you you can demand $500 and try and send them to prison." -Lord, via email

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Lord ~ 8 years ago

I think it would be really funny if you got sent to prison and another inmate is all like, "what did you do to get yourself in here noobie?" and your response was, "I entered a bear danger area in Yellowstone National Park, how about you?" And then that other guy gets this creepy smile and says, "murdered a couple of folks." That is probably when you'd want to start crying and are thinking "dear god why didn't I obey that sign?"

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