Are You a Triangle or Square Sandwich Cutter?

Posted 7 years ago by Adam Gautsch

NPR by the way Serious Eats asks one of the most important questions of our time, do you prefer a sandwich cut into triangles or rectangles? Answers to these types of questions define the type of man you are. Others such questions include,

  • What do you top your Christmas tree with?
  • Do you stand for the seventh inning stretch?
  • Tomato, vinegar, or mustard based barbeque sauce?
  • Which direction do you hang the toilet paper roll?
  • How do you pronounce "Aunt"?

PS: The answer to the sandwich question is triangle. Always triangle.

2 Comments

Lord ~ 7 years ago

And the answer to the toilet paper one is simply, "The right way . . . if you don't know what that way is then you fail at life. Period."

Aaron ~ 7 years ago

I heard that Lord likes his sandwiches tightly wrapped into the shape of a hotdog. Personally, I won't touch a sandwich that isn't cut to exact isosceles triangular dimensions.

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