Are You a Triangle or Square Sandwich Cutter?

Posted 11 years ago by Adam Gautsch

NPR by the way Serious Eats asks one of the most important questions of our time, do you prefer a sandwich cut into triangles or rectangles? Answers to these types of questions define the type of man you are. Others such questions include,

  • What do you top your Christmas tree with?
  • Do you stand for the seventh inning stretch?
  • Tomato, vinegar, or mustard based barbeque sauce?
  • Which direction do you hang the toilet paper roll?
  • How do you pronounce "Aunt"?

PS: The answer to the sandwich question is triangle. Always triangle.


Lord ~ 11 years ago

And the answer to the toilet paper one is simply, "The right way . . . if you don't know what that way is then you fail at life. Period."

Aaron ~ 11 years ago

I heard that Lord likes his sandwiches tightly wrapped into the shape of a hotdog. Personally, I won't touch a sandwich that isn't cut to exact isosceles triangular dimensions.

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