NPR by the way Serious Eats asks one of the most important questions of our time, do you prefer a sandwich cut into triangles or rectangles? Answers to these types of questions define the type of man you are. Others such questions include,
PS: The answer to the sandwich question is triangle. Always triangle.
I heard that Lord likes his sandwiches tightly wrapped into the shape of a hotdog. Personally, I won't touch a sandwich that isn't cut to exact isosceles triangular dimensions.
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And the answer to the toilet paper one is simply, "The right way . . . if you don't know what that way is then you fail at life. Period."