Art Critic

Posted 10 years ago by Adam Gautsch

If you work in an office with lots of people, chances are that you work with a person who hangs pictures up that their kids have drawn. The pictures are always of some stupid flower or a tree with wheels. These pictures suck; I could draw pictures much better. In fact, I can spell, do math and run faster than your kids. So being that my skills are obviously superior to those of children, I've taken the liberty to judge art work done by other kids on the internet. I'll be assigning a grade A through F for each piece: (via SVN)

Reviews include:

That's interesting, everyone in this picture is white. Even the rainbow is white. Perhaps in an ideal world, everyone would be white isn't that right, Rachel? Or should I call you RACIST? Nice try, Hitler. F

1 Comments

Adam Gautsch ~ 10 years ago

Well, I messed up and posted this link too early. I should have just posted a link to his home page found here: http://maddox.xmission.com/

That way you can read articles on why he hates Cameron Diaz:

I remember hearing about how she broke her nose while surfing two years ago. That was the happiest day of my life.

Or Star Wars III:

that reminds me of the character "General Grievous" a bad guy so sinister, his very name stands for PAIN AND SUFFERING. Nice job assholes. Tired of thinking up awesome names like "Lord Dooku" and "Nute Gunray" for your bad guys? Why not just call all your characters "Evil" and "Bad" next time?

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