Spider robots- the most deadly of possible self-aware robot arachnids. (That is, besides the opilione but lets not even think about robot opiliones)
This plus robo-jellyfish ? what the hell are people thinking? Real spiders and jellyfish are bad enough as is! We don't need them to be all metally and have lasers (note that lasers might not have been mentioned in the news but I know those devious scientists are thinking it).
"Real spiders and jellyfish are bad enough" Good point. Next thing you know scientists are going to make a robot dentist.
Robot dentist just sounds like the most horrifying thing that could be a robot. Honestly I'd rather be stuck on a life raft full of robot-zombies then have to go have a teeth cleaning from a robot dentist. God it gives me the heebie-jeebies.
Robot scorpions would be pretty terrifying too.
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