A battle for the title of Most Useless Label. Now accepting your votes and submissions:
Sean Gaffney's Magnetic Clip
Jimmy C's "Tray"
Um. So am I not allowed to vote?
PS - Hope you're enjoying a fantastic BLT right now.
My vote is for Sean's clip being the more useless. The tray could be called a platter or plate or... A clip is basically a clip.
My vote is for "tray." Without closer examination, you'd never know if the clip was a magnetic clip or just a regular clip. So the label actually does provide some valuable information. The tray however has no moving parts and could hardly be mistaken for anything except a tray. The only potentially useful part of the tray's label is that it's slightly raised, so blind people might be able to distinguish it from a toilet seat.
You're thinking WAY too hard about this.
I'm going with clip.
Just for clarification, the clip is magically connected to the refrigerator. Or you could call it, you know, magnetic.
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