Battle of the Useless Labels

Posted 8 years ago by Jim Ciallella

Round One

A battle for the title of Most Useless Label. Now accepting your votes and submissions:

Sean Gaffney's Magnetic Clip

Magnetic Clip

versus
Jimmy C's "Tray"

A tray labeled 'tray'

5 Comments

Sean Gaffney ~ 8 years ago

Um. So am I not allowed to vote?

PS - Hope you're enjoying a fantastic BLT right now.

Adam Gautsch ~ 8 years ago

My vote is for Sean's clip being the more useless. The tray could be called a platter or plate or... A clip is basically a clip.

Evan Tishuk ~ 8 years ago

My vote is for "tray." Without closer examination, you'd never know if the clip was a magnetic clip or just a regular clip. So the label actually does provide some valuable information. The tray however has no moving parts and could hardly be mistaken for anything except a tray. The only potentially useful part of the tray's label is that it's slightly raised, so blind people might be able to distinguish it from a toilet seat.

dave ~ 8 years ago

You're thinking WAY too hard about this.
I'm going with clip.

Sean Gaffney ~ 8 years ago

Just for clarification, the clip is magically connected to the refrigerator. Or you could call it, you know, magnetic.

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