At $8,000 per gallon, we should have toppled a corrupt regime that controls vast supplies of HP printer ink and cartridges. Wait a minute...
Milk costs more than gasoline as well, by the way. You don't see us waging global war over cows.
At least not officially.
If all the cows were as big as the Chic-Fil-A at Hollywild we would wage global war tomorrow.
Bottled water (depending on the per unit quantity) costs more than gasoline and milk. Thing is... there are thousands of competing water bottlers. Not to mention the tap that's probably in your kitchen.
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