Black Gold

Posted 8 years ago by Evan Tishuk

At $8,000 per gallon, we should have toppled a corrupt regime that controls vast supplies of HP printer ink and cartridges. Wait a minute...

3 Comments

olivier blanchard ~ 8 years ago

Milk costs more than gasoline as well, by the way. You don't see us waging global war over cows.

At least not officially.

Adam Gautsch ~ 8 years ago

@Olivier
If all the cows were as big as the Chic-Fil-A at Hollywild we would wage global war tomorrow.

Evan Tishuk ~ 8 years ago

Bottled water (depending on the per unit quantity) costs more than gasoline and milk. Thing is... there are thousands of competing water bottlers. Not to mention the tap that's probably in your kitchen.

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