A plot to massacre students at my high school alma mater was thwarted last week. It made national news.
Good thing they both sound like dumbasses. If they'd actually been smart, they might have pulled it off. Aside from the shotguns, that SKS would have spelled very bad news.
Question: Who keeps 1,800 rounds of ammo?!?!?! Even my worst zombie apocalypse scenario doesn't involve stocking 1,800 rounds of ammunition. Holy crap.
The scariest part is that, while I was in school there (1994 - 1998) I knew of probably 4 or 5 students who were cause for concern -- dark clothing, fascination with guns, generally pissed off. I just thought it was normal teenager rage coupled with the fact that we lived in some serious redneck country where Guns & Ammo was light reading at the doctor's office.
I guess I should putthat "4 or 5 students" comment in context. There are only about 500 students there, so that would be about 1%
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