Canadian Bacon

Posted 11 years ago by Evan Tishuk

Canadian Bacon and John Candy
America planned to invade Canada. My favorite part is that we were going to cut off power so that they "freeze in the dark." We are dicks. (sing the "Team America" song with me)

2 Comments

Bobby ~ 11 years ago

Maybe if we invade, the NHL season would have to be cancelled again...ah, too bad.

Evan Tishuk ~ 11 years ago

Well, with global warming and all, I think Canada will become the new Pennsylvania. I don't know what that means though.

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