Cock o' The Walk

Posted 9 years ago by Evan Tishuk

"Roly-poly, you're gunna be. Eatin' all the sweet stuff with the high calories..." They just don't make commercials like this anymore. (1) oompa-loompas went extinct in the 70's (2) catchy politically incorrect product jingles are on the endangered species list (3) "horizontally challenged persons of substances" outnumber "the weight watchin' man." (4) Never again will a brand of food products be called "Cock o' the walk." (via: wmmna)

Side note:

Anyone else find it interesting that the "weight watchin' man" from the Cock o' the Walk commercial looks and acts a lot like Bob from the Enzyte commercials? Ahem.

3 Comments

larryfuller ~ 9 years ago

big

larryfuller ~ 9 years ago

iwont to stay hard 4 to hours

Visitor ~ 7 years ago

I am in my late 40s. er... early 50s, OK? Mom used to ask what kind of canned veggies I wantend and of couse I would enthusiastically say "Cock O' The Walk". What young man would want any other? I guess the 'weight watchin' man' rotted out his teeth eating this fine product. Did it really carry a warning message back then? Anyway he does resemble the Enzyte Man Bob although a bit less toothy.

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