May I present, Dancing with Cats
This is obviously owned by the lady with like 20 cats, Cathy cartoons liberally peppered throughout her workspace and a "hunky fireman" calendar 2006.
On a side note, what's up with cat people?
My keyboard is very happy that my mouth was not full of coffee when I saw this.
Well I ran across an Ice Skating with Ferrets book in my office the other day. It wasn't too weird except the ferrets only had ice skates on their two hind legs....interesting.
Not sure if anyone else had an abundance of free time today to read the reviews, so be forewarned that this book should not be taken seriously. My favorite review:
"A quote from a cat dancer: 'At those levels, an unstable etheric oscillation could collapse into an astral vortex and suck my spiritual reserves into a state of negative sub-matter.' Any author who can publish that sentence with a straight face deserves to sell as many books as they can."
That's the best part about people who love cats--they never know when we're making fun of them. As a devotee of satire and amateur cat-hater I must have this book.
Is there a chapter on breakdancing? I'm trying to convince my neighbor's cat to switch from freestyle to straight popping.
That's the thing about the book in our office. I think it was bought and put on display without the slightest bit of satire. I think the person who bought this book enjoyed the idea of dancing with cats and thought others would, on a purely cat dancing level, enjoy it too.
Look...As a cat lover...i have to admit at first this made me laugh at "those crazy cat ppl" but after a few minutes of thought...i might just go home and try out some of those moves where you teach the cat how to use "JAZZ HANDS" ! :)
Evan, please be advised that you and Jimmy will be denied your Scottish visas unless you produce this book, along with a cat that you have brought to demonstrate, upon landing in the British Isles
Linds, you know I avoid dancing -- especially with cats. Not to mention I'm severely allergic to cat dander. Tell your brother to pick up my slack, put that to-to on, and find some cats to dance with.
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