If I lived in a jungle village on Borneo and saw that thing glide by in the sky, I would probably crap my pants.
Once i got over crapping myself, I would probably change my whole outlook on the universe - including my religious belief system.
I would probably either a) Think that Darth Vader's giant floating head is a SERIOUS god, or b) Think that Vader's giant floating head in the sky is a sign from the spirit world that my world is about to come to a very abrupt end.
I would probably slaughter a couple of pigs or something too, just to be on the safe side.
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