OC is currently taking donations for Evan's Christmans present.
Sadly, my first thought was "hey, put in on his registry."
That would be sad. Sucker.
Like Patty and Selma Bouvier, I'd sit on my ass smoke cigarettes and watch every episode--thrice. Productivity would drop considerably.
Might I suggest a lightning rod to divert the "hate" away from Evan's shinny head. Or, perhaps boxing gloves and a bulletproof vest for any time he leaves Greenville.
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