Expensive Wedding with $25,000 on flowers.

Posted 10 years ago by Evan Tishuk

"Don Corleone, I am honored and grateful that you have invited me to your home on the wedding day of your daughter. And may their first child be a masculine child." --- Luca Brazi

Here's a (nonfictional?) account of an expensive wedding that will probably end in a bitter divorce and custody battle over potential masculine child.

A 50-piece orchestra played the classics you'd expect at such a reception, taking a break to perform the orchestral version of the B-52s song Love Shack, conducted by B-52s front man Fred Schneider. People pointed and took photographs, as will happen when you get Fred Schneider to conduct an orchestra at your wedding.

Yeah, same thing happened at my graduation party.

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