"Don Corleone, I am honored and grateful that you have invited me to your home on the wedding day of your daughter. And may their first child be a masculine child." --- Luca Brazi
A 50-piece orchestra played the classics you'd expect at such a reception, taking a break to perform the orchestral version of the B-52s song Love Shack, conducted by B-52s front man Fred Schneider. People pointed and took photographs, as will happen when you get Fred Schneider to conduct an orchestra at your wedding.
Yeah, same thing happened at my graduation party.