"I am a fan namer, and my father was a fan namer, and his father was a fan namer before him! You come from a long and proud line of fan namers! I'll be damned if any son of mine foresakes his heritage and becomes a doctor! . . . Actually, fan naming kind of sucks, maybe you should stick with the doctor thing son."
~ Sanders Wright Gervais IV, Profesional Fan Namer
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