Global Domination by the computers

Posted 9 years ago by Adam Gautsch

I'm finally getting scared of the technology. Things like cars that slow down if stolen are bad things. That's just one step closer to cars that drive you and then self aware cars and we can't have self aware machines people.

3 Comments

olivier blanchard ~ 9 years ago

Stealing cars used to be so fun. Too bad technology had to ruin it. I guess I'll have to go back to stealing paddleboats. It isn't quite as exciting, but OnStar hasn't penetrated that market yet.

Evan Tishuk ~ 9 years ago

The Germans invented a paddlboat tracking device during WWII. I think that technology fell into Soviet hands. It's probably what lost them the cold war.

James Simons ~ 9 years ago

the distant future, the year 2000.
the humans are dead!

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