I just really like everything about this picture of hand-carved Santas.
It's because the skinny santa in the front looks like the ringleader... And he's standing there like a badass.
what you can't see is that the hand carved Santas are all facing a pack of hand carved Easter Bunnies and there is about to be a nasty holiday hand carved throw down. Don't try and interfere, you'll get a splinter.
What Lord isn't telling you is this fight between two iconic holiday mascots was all instigated by Lord so that he could push the Zning Month Walrus to the top of the mascot list.
Boy that is one wacky walrus, what with his unrestraint joy in celebrating Zning month
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