His logic that bacon isn't a meal is bunk. The fact that bacon is so
versatile should count for something. You can take a perfectly bland
piece of chicken or steak and bacon it up into a perfect hybrid meat.
Add it to any sandwich or burger or salad. You can stop that.
This simple fact that you can make salad bowls out of bacon should
have trumped all things. The only thing that might beat bacon would be
a team of small Mike Ditka's.