Stuck at an impasse? Tired of debating? Just employ the Chewbacca defense. It's devastating to any logical argument. Attorney General Alberto Gonzalez is a master of this technique (video).
want to restore habeas corpus?
Thanks a lot. I just did the thing where I try not to laugh and milk explodes out of my nostrils. Bastards.
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