Jabba the Grass

Posted 10 years ago by Adam Gautsch

Jabba the Hut plus grass clippings equals death to you
I just saw a man driving around OrangeCoat's neighborhood collecting grass clippings from different peoples'/ businesses' yards and putting them in the back of his truck. It appeared he was doing this without permission. This disturbed me. I fear he is trying to make a grass monster- possibly a grass Jabba the Hut. Beware of grass monsters coming from Greenville people. You've been warned.

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