I've read the first couple chapters of John Swartzwelder's new book Dead Men Scare Me Stupid while on a break this morning. Great, funny, Swartzwelder-ian stuff.
Just to give you an idea, the first couple lines of the book are,
Well, they found Ameilia Earhart. That's the good news. Unfortunately, they found her in the trunk of my car. Boy, was my face red.