Just Because

Posted 14 years ago by Evan Tishuk

I bought a doughnut from a store and they gave me a receipt for the doughnut. I don't need a receipt for the doughnut. Man, I'll just give you money, then you give me the doughnut. End of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I just can't imagine a scenario where I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. Some skeptical friend: "Don't even act like I didn't get that doughnut, I've got the documentation right here. Oh wait, it's at home, in the file... under D for doughnut.


Bobby ~ 14 years ago

What a comedian...my favorite is when he said he was standing in a doorway in a casino and an usher told him to move because he was blocking a fire exit..."If you have legs...you will never be blocking a fire exit...If there is a fire...I will leave"

Adam Gautsch ~ 14 years ago

Delivery and timing was everything with Hedberg. His jokes weren't that brilliant but how he said it was perfect and different and brilliant.

Susan ~ 14 years ago

Oh, he was amazing, and you're absolutely right about his timing. I think about him everytime I wear a turtleneck:

"Wearing a turtle neck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day. Like if you wear a turtle neck and a backpack it's like a weak midget is trying to bring you down."

Lovingly crafted by orangecoat with some rights reserved, and a promise not to spam you.

Back to top