Karma is a bitch

Posted 10 years ago by Adam Gautsch

I went to a lunch yesterday where everyone stood and bowed their head to say the blessing before eating. During this time a lady at the table in front of me grabbed several packets of sugar and stored them in her pocket. She clearly waited until everyone was praying (eyes closed) to do this. Later on, when they were severing the meal, a waiter spilled the juices of an entire plate of food down this lady's back. Karma is a bitch.

6 Comments

Evan Tishuk ~ 10 years ago

Oh yeah? Why weren't your eyes closed buddy?

Adam Gautsch ~ 10 years ago

I don't believe in closing my eyes in public. That's when the ninjas get you.

C-Town ~ 10 years ago

That is friguin unbelievable that somebody would do that. Please tell me she was in her mid seventies and on a fixed income. That might make it not as ridiculous. You should have called her out on it.

Adam Gautsch ~ 10 years ago

She is certainly one of those fixed income older ladies type. And I don't really mind her taking a couple of extra packets of sugar. The lunch wasn't exactly cheap so a little take home package seems fine to me. However, waiting until the prayer, when everyone has their eyes closed says something about her thoughts on what she was doing and her personality in general. What that says... that's up to you.

olivier blanchard ~ 10 years ago

I steal plastic spoons from Moe's, but I always make a point of threatening the patrons and turning a few tables over when it's time for me to make my escape.

Being sneaky is for suckers.

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