"Like having sex with a tractor trailer"

Posted 9 years ago by Evan Tishuk

Brawndo! The thirst mutilator!

3 Comments

Susan ~ 9 years ago

It's got electrolytes!

Evan, were you the one who steered me towards Idiocracy (the movie, not the state of being)? I finally watched it - good stuff!

Adam Gautsch ~ 9 years ago

RE: Idiocracy- I bought that a while back out of respect of Mike Judge's previous work.

I can't bring myself to finish the entire movie. Not good.

Lord ~ 9 years ago

so if you are having a really big fight with your significant other or your parents or pretty much anybody in the world should you chug a Brawndo because even if oyu are not looking for the fight to turn violent at least you can "Win at Yelling!" Also if you wanted the fight to end the invisibility might help even if it doesn't really make any sense.

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