The World Headquarters now has lights. Vampires no more.
I wouldn't make that claim about vampires unless the bulbs you're using are putting out a pretty good punch of UV radiation becuase they may just want to challenge you on that. And if the lights are throwing around a lot of UV radiation I wouldn't recommend too much time under them. Sure the tans y'all will get will be pretty nice at first but bad skin cancer down the road just isn't worth it.
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