Transcript / translation of Bear's chicken scratch:
I am fully aware of how ridiculous this mustache looks. It is an embarassment to my family and myself. However, it is Mustache May.
Also, Bear, you need to post a real picture of this mustache so everyone can see how much you look like Goose.
Is that the orange blazer in the background? I'm still waiting for a picture.
Does it make you look French or... Belgian?
"Does it make you look French or… Belgian?"
I look like the love child of Goose and a Mid '80's Larry Bird.
There will be pictures to come, maybe even with me in the Orange blazer.
For nobrainer: me, none mustached, but wearing the orange coat Guess which one I am
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