Almost as inspired as the Bacon Show is Mustaches of the Nineteenth Century- A Daily Celebration of The Golden Age of Upper Lip Hair.
The Second Greatest Disappointment of the Modern Age:
"The death of the monocle signaled a sad passing of an age of elegance in men's single-lensed eyepieces. None of the newfangled devices for correcting the vision in only one eye can even compare. This gentleman's closely trimmed sideburns results in a rakish 1:1 ratio, possibly even a scandalous negative ratio of 1:0.5. Shocking. In a more licentious age, I'm sure many a tipsy lady's ankle would have been exposed to him during a beach visit."
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