If I wasn't almost certain that Josie would eat it, the yeti crab would be our second office pet.
Be careful. That crab has furry muppet arms.
Not real. No way. Someone made that up. If I were doing research 2 miles below the ocean's surface, I might make things up, too. Who's going to go check?
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