Nickname Needed

Posted 12 years ago by Adam Gautsch

We need a Russian Don King. This character, straight out of Sin City, goes by The Russian Giant. Worst. Nickname. Ever. There has to be a better nickname than this. Any ideas? (note: he's 7' tall)

18 Comments

olivier blanchard ~ 12 years ago

Zidane?

nobrainer ~ 12 years ago

Andre the Giant

tom sherman ~ 12 years ago

The Prussian Goliath

tom sherman ~ 12 years ago

p.s. I know Prussian != Russian, but it sounds cooler.

Evan Tishuk ~ 12 years ago

Nobrainer... you're not even trying anymore, are you?

How about:

  1. "Mammoth from Moscow?"
  2. "Gargantuan man of Kerblakistan"
  3. "The Ogre from the Volga"
yoram ~ 12 years ago
  1. white kong
  2. big bang
  3. the mutant
Susan ~ 12 years ago
  1. Tiny
  2. Pamela
  3. Ivan Drago
ihatetrucks ~ 12 years ago

How about:

  1. 2.134 Meters of Doom
  2. The Kremlin Kid
  3. Fluffy Bunny Hugger
Adam Gautsch ~ 12 years ago

The leader in club house is,
"Gargantuan man of Kerblakistan"

but that can be beaten since he is not actually from Kerblakistan.

olivier blanchard ~ 12 years ago

The Mighty GORKY!

todd ~ 12 years ago

Sasha

A short, soft feminine name would be perfect. Juxtaposed to his body and face, it would be more intimidating than "The Crusher" or any of those hardcore names.

db ~ 12 years ago
  1. "JUGGERNAUT"
  2. "Chuck Norrisova"
  3. "Stringfellow Hawke w/sidekick Dominic Santini"
Evan Tishuk ~ 12 years ago

Chuck Norisova is my new favorite.

ozbroomy ~ 12 years ago

Siberian Sledghammer, The Gorky Park Pigmy, The Man that will leave Marx on ya face, Marxist Masaccre Man, Coldwar Crackerman, Red Dawn Rammer.

Rob ~ 12 years ago

Is it me, or does this dude look like the orange yeti after a shave?

Adam Gautsch ~ 12 years ago

RE: Rob's comment

'The Shaven Yeti'

Susan ~ 12 years ago

Any opportunity to use the word "shorn" should be exploited, so I think I'd have to prefer "The Shorn Yeti".

But it remains a distant 2nd to "Chuck Norisova".

Evan Tishuk ~ 12 years ago

I don't know anymore... "The man who leaves Marx on your face" gets a lot of clever-points. Maybe he just needs a really long introduction:

Now entering the ring at a massive 7 feet tall and 320 pounds or 2.134 Meters of Doom... The mammoth from Moscow. The man -- nay -- shorn Yeti -- that puts Marx on your face. Nikolai "Norrisova" Valuev

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