We need a Russian Don King. This character, straight out of Sin City, goes by The Russian Giant. Worst. Nickname. Ever. There has to be a better nickname than this. Any ideas? (note: he's 7' tall)
Andre the Giant
The Prussian Goliath
p.s. I know Prussian != Russian, but it sounds cooler.
Nobrainer... you're not even trying anymore, are you?
The leader in club house is,
"Gargantuan man of Kerblakistan"
but that can be beaten since he is not actually from Kerblakistan.
The Mighty GORKY!
A short, soft feminine name would be perfect. Juxtaposed to his body and face, it would be more intimidating than "The Crusher" or any of those hardcore names.
Chuck Norisova is my new favorite.
Siberian Sledghammer, The Gorky Park Pigmy, The Man that will leave Marx on ya face, Marxist Masaccre Man, Coldwar Crackerman, Red Dawn Rammer.
Is it me, or does this dude look like the orange yeti after a shave?
RE: Rob's comment
'The Shaven Yeti'
Any opportunity to use the word "shorn" should be exploited, so I think I'd have to prefer "The Shorn Yeti".
But it remains a distant 2nd to "Chuck Norisova".
I don't know anymore... "The man who leaves Marx on your face" gets a lot of clever-points. Maybe he just needs a really long introduction:
Now entering the ring at a massive 7 feet tall and 320 pounds or 2.134 Meters of Doom... The mammoth from Moscow. The man -- nay -- shorn Yeti -- that puts Marx on your face. Nikolai "Norrisova" Valuev
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