Nooooooo

Posted 8 years ago by Adam Gautsch

My singular goal in life is to stop the creation of self-aware robots. I can't sit ideally by anymore. What am I going to do to stop it? Create a categoryMy singular goal in life is to stop the creation of self-aware robots. I can't sit ideally by anymore. What am I going to do to stop it? Create a category on the Yeti of course.

9 Comments

T. Zillah ~ 8 years ago

Newbe reader of The Oranage Yeti... Long time believer in The Brand Builder... Your stance on robotic development is necessary!! Please keep us informed and aware... Long live The Lizard King.

Lord ~ 8 years ago

Yeah down with robots . . . damn thinking machines . . . what with their megaprocessors and heavy mounted laser cannons. I loathe them. I saw the Terminator movies, I know that they are planning on making Austrian Bodybuiler robots to go back in time and wipe out potential rebels of their robotic regime. Well I won't stand for it I tell you and I make my start by hunting down and destroying those vacuum-bots. Take that you metalic fiends!

olivier blanchard ~ 8 years ago

If I had robots, I would probably program them to rob banks.

For the rest of you, as long as all new droid models come with unhackable behavioural inhibitors, everyone should be okay. The old A/2 models were a bit twitchy though.

Susan ~ 8 years ago

It's true! They're even out to stop us from reproducing.

Adam Gautsch ~ 8 years ago

Susan, that could be the scariest article I've ever read.

Susan ~ 8 years ago

You have a very valid concern, Bear. I just want to make sure our defensive strategy encompasses all aspects.

olivier blanchard ~ 8 years ago

Just throw water at them. Robots don't like water. (Rust and short circuits and all that jazz.)

Adam Gautsch ~ 8 years ago

If they are making robots that allow for coitus I think they can handle a little water being thrown on them.

Evan Tishuk ~ 8 years ago

I think everyone here should go sign up for some Robot Insurance.

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