Not eating these foods for good reasons
A list of reasons I'm not eating four of the eleven best foods you aren’t eating.
- Beets taste like red death and stain clothing easily. (I spill a lot)
- I once paid six or seven dollars for a single 12 ounce bottle of Pomegranate juice. Never again my friends, it would be cheaper to drink gasoline.
- Bob Kovac once made me eat an entire can of sardines and dip them all in mustard. I didn't particularly like the sardines and mustard is the condiment of the devil. So the taste association for sardines is pretty damn bad.
- I'm pretty sure that Zachary Taylor died by eating frozen fruit, so frozen blueberries are off the list too.