Only a matter of time, Chuck Norris Tweets

Posted 8 years ago by Adam Gautsch

Thanks to Phil, I now know Chuck Norris has a Twitter account. And if you are wondering what type of joke makes me laugh, it is one like,

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

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