Sarkozy ~ Orange-Doodle

Sarko the Dog - Photo by Daniel McCord

The thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care. It's a problem of motivation, all right? Now if I work my ass off and Orangecoat gets a few extra clients, I don't see another dime, so where's the motivation? And here's something else, Bob: I have five different bosses right now

Education / Career Background:

I was born somewhere in rural West Virginia. My previous owner abandoned me (most likely because of my epilepsy), so I set upon a walkabout wherein I ran across several deer hunters in the wood. Recognizing me as a goodhearted poodle, the hunters brought me to the attention of the Carolina Poodle Rescue where I was treated for several infected puncture wounds and malnutrition. True story.

Early Life:

Don't like to bring it up, but I was an understudy on The Muppet Show before it hit big -- Rowlf is a total sellout.

Random Personal Facts:
  • My imaginary human voice sounds a lot like Snuffleupagus
  • I am addicted to Bil-Jac and savory kibble sauce
  • I try to take shotgun in everyone's car

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