Well wisher: Hey, didn't I see you wearing a tie this morning? What, did you have a big sales meeting?
Me: No, that wasn't me. I'd only wear a tie to sales meeting if I was trying to sell the Pope a website.
Lucky for me his site is under construction. So I've still got a chance.
Our fault... the blockquote thing made the last two posts look like the same one... don't sweat it. I'll try and fix that styling mishap somehow.
Strangely, my Russian accent (piost instead of post) was completely accidental, proving once and for all that bad accents are indeed contagious.
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By far the most realistic Russian accent ever to have blessed the silver screen.