CollegeHumor.com and The Onion could be purchased by Virtucon, I mean Viacom -- who has also ventured into the steel industry and oil refining. More recently, they've opened a factory in Chicago that makes miniature models...of factories.
What? I could have referenced another Mike Meyers classic: "Daily reminder...Thursday. Purchase feeble public access cable show and exploit it. Whoa. I feel sorry for whoever that is." (via: Digg)