A Texas judge quotes Billy Madison in a court document. This man should be our next Supreme Court Justice.
Or, if the judge was really having a bad day, he could have pulled out one of my personal favorites:
"At no point, in your rambling, incoherent, response were you anywhere close to anything that could have been a rational thought. We are all dumber for having heard it. I award no points and may God have mercy on your soul." (Billy Madison)
He did- read the footnote on page 2 of the PDF.
Stop looking at me, swan.
Ah, ok, missed the footnote. Good stuff.
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