Lord I see your freaky salamander and raise you a pack of blood thirsty ostrich.
(shudder) Ostrich are horrible horrible animals, especially the ones in this picture. Can't you see the madness in their eyes!
I see your pack of demonic blood thirsty Ostriches and raise you a Zombie Dog!
Don't make me take a photo of a real zombie dog.
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