Self Aware Robots: The Roomba Story

Posted 7 years ago by Adam Gautsch

The Facts:

  • Fact #1: A Roomba (developed by iRobot) arrived at my door on Friday and was unboxed on Saturday.
  • Fact #2: The heat in my house quit working on Saturday.

The Assumptions:

  • Assumption #1: The Roomba (developed by iRobot) told my furnace to stop working.
  • Assumption #2: The Roomba (developed by iRobot) is trying to murder me via hypothermia.

Lesson Re-learned

6 Comments

Lord ~ 7 years ago

I told you no good could come of owning that damnable thinking machine.

Adam Gautsch ~ 7 years ago

"Damnable Thinking Machine" is going to be the name of my next imaginary band.

Susan ~ 7 years ago

Oh, Adam! I didn't know you like to live so dangerously! Inviting the enemy into your own house is a very bold move. Be very careful, I hear the Scooba's drowning techniques are much more effective.

Adam Gautsch ~ 7 years ago

My mind was cluttered by the dirt in my house. I thought I could control the robot, but I knew better. You can't control the robot. We can't live in perfect harmony. We must destroy them all.

dave ~ 7 years ago

I lolled, pretty hard.

steven ~ 7 years ago

Robots are interested in the imagination of distance and time. Creative imagination departs from order, but does not rest within chaos. Adam, the robots are just looking for creative imagination at the edge of chaos.

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