Simile Help.

Posted 10 years ago by Evan Tishuk

I've got one for "tired" - As a one legged man in ass-kicking contest. I've gone one for "nervous" - As a long tail cat in a room full of rocking chairs. But I don't have one for "busy." So, if you've got one, please end this simile for me, "I'm busy as a..."

10 Comments

Adam Gautsch ~ 10 years ago

A quick Google search of 'Im busy as a' provided me couple. Including,
...as a beaver (Don't like)
...as a bee (hate) and
...as a kleenex at a snot party (which is the leader in clubhouse).

But it isn't perfect. Give me a better one, please.

Evan Tishuk ~ 10 years ago

Awe damn. This one's easy. "Busier than a dog with two dicks"

Adam Gautsch ~ 10 years ago

Just read another I liked,
...as a beer vendor at an Irish pride parade.

Brian Bunton ~ 10 years ago

Busy as a whore at a gangbang?
(I'm totally never running for office.)

David ~ 10 years ago

Busier than a cranberry merchant. Busier than a one-armed man hanging wallpaper.

Evan Tishuk ~ 10 years ago

Cranberry merchant eh? I haven't heard that in years. Got me wondering where that came from. In the process I stumbled on several more:

  1. busier than a one-armed paperhanger
  2. busier than a hooker on a troop train
  3. busier than a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest
  4. As a bartender on payday
  5. As a whore at a picnic
  6. As a bare-foot boy on a red ant hill
  7. As a cat with its fur on fire
Adam Gautsch ~ 10 years ago

I've run across 'a one legged man in ass kicking contest' for busy a couple of times. I don't understand why you are more busy than a two legged man. Yes, you only have one leg and will it take more energy for to compete in this contest but does this really make you more busy. If anything you are less busy-- but tired afterwards.

Now, busy as a three legged man or even as a spider I can get behind, but one legged just doesn't make any sense.

Visitor ~ 7 years ago

Busier than a centipede in a toe counting contest

Rob ~ 6 years ago

Busier than a cat trying to cover shit on cement

Visitor ~ 5 years ago

Busier than a 2-pecker dog in a kennel.

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